Sunday, June 8, 2008

Pints!

Undefeated... top of the table... will Pints put a dent into Almaty's surge for silverware?

Judging by the performance of some of Almaty's stars at Sun footie some would answer yes! Jim "Beamish please" Butler, Jer "Triple Vodka & West Coast Cooler" Sweetnam and Alex "bottle of bud" O'Donovan were all guilty of shameful displays. Consequently, Almaty Gaffer is threatening to impose pre-match breathalysing.

However, it is not the alcohol beverage that Gaffer Spratt has to be most concerned about but Tuesday night's opposition, Pints!

Pints got off to a good start to the season with a 3-2 win over Citco but then lost heavily to Slievenamon. They then drew with Whitfords and lost to Gliebenhagg FC.

Billy "cool as a breeze" Murphy is still struggling with an ankle injury but Almaty are due to welcome back Morgan "Axel" Foley from the treatment room, who will look to sure up the AA defence. Almaty are further boosted by the news that Keith "SP" Espey will be returning to the fold. Phil "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU REF" Smith is sadly unable to attend to make the game. His long-term friend and team-mate Alex "you're so much better than me" O'Donovan is quoted as saying "the team just won't be the same without Phil; he has been our star performer this season and is the fans favourite".

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

i hate fuckin prods, ,that young lad alex is a great prospect, the only creative spark on a workmanlike team

Anonymous said...

That Butler fella was the weak link last night... he was a disgrace!!! He should cut himself. That Nige fella looked handy enough thought... gracefully in attack and surly in defense.