Friday, February 8, 2008

Cut from Sunday Soccer?







Depressed?

Lonely?

Cut from Sunday Soccer?

There
is someone you can call.



1850 JIMCUTME


'Neil'* says, "I was devastated when I was cut, I thought there was nowhere I could turn. But now, thanks to the Samaritans, I can move on with my life. Screw you Jim!"

'Lucas'* says, "I wanted to break Jim's legs with a mallet when that prick cut me, but now, after talking with the Samaritans, I just want him to have ongoing hamstring problems and an occasional torn ligament... Thank you Samaritans!"

* Not their real names

Almaty end-of-season par-tay!

A date has been proposed for the much awaited Almaty end of season shindig...

SUNDAY 16TH MARCH

The night will commence with a game of ball against Alex's bum-chums at 6.30 in Leisureworld.

Please let me know if you are available by posting a comment!

Monday, February 4, 2008

ALMATY ACE IN NEW SEX TEXT SHAME


EXCLUSIVE: BY HARRY HARRIS

  • Lewd Texts accidentally sent to TEAMMATE
  • “SP” admits: I have GIRLFRIEND
  • Girl vows: I’ll stand by disgraced star

Full story pages: 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 and 13.

Almaty Athletic were once again embroiled in controversy after details emerged last night of yet another sex scandal involving one of its star players. Hot on the heals of last year’s disgraceful Edinburgh and South American controversies comes reports that Keith “SP” Espey, accidentally TEXTED a TEAMMATE details of his lurid sex life. The raunchy text, which I have exclusive access to, DID (not) contain details of group sex, dogging, spit roasting, hookers or six-a-bed romps but did contain references to a mysterious “sexy lady”.

“Lamps” Butler, a long time teammate of SP’s and recipient of the offending text last night revealed how it had scarred him. A source close to the player said: “He was shocked and appalled at the content of the text. He’s a quiet lad, does his bit of charity work, doesn’t get out much, is generally pretty celibate and having to read such lurid details of his teammate’s sex life has knocked him for six.”

Meanwhile the unnamed girl at the centre of the text message row last night vowed to stand by her man. When contacted a pal commented, “She is absolutely devastated that this has come out. But she loves Keith very much and really wants to make a go of it.” And then the bombshell: “Yes, I can confirm that they are indeed ‘going out’”

THE SUN SAYS:

How much more of this sort of behaviour can the Irish public stomach? SP is a role model for today’s youth. What message does his ‘settling down’ send out to our young people? That’s it ok to have a steady girlfriend? That group sex, dogging, spit roasting, hookers or six-a-bed romps are no longer acceptable? We should be appalled that such a high profile star has turned his back on his sordid past.

TEXT US:

Do you have an SP story? Have you received one of his texts? Are you his girlfriend? Text us on 55055 SPSEXSHAME and we’ll publish it!

Friday, February 1, 2008

Almaty Athletic relaunched!!!

Alright lads, the blog has been revamped and relaunched... check back soon for details of the Almaty night out (target date 2012), Lionel Richie concert details, more gay pictures of Gaffer, Safehands and the crew... and speaking of which, who knows, maybe even details of the epic clash between Almaty v Alex's Bum Chums...

Comments are now open to all, even Alex's bum chums, so let us know what's going on!

Gaffer rewards Safehands for another heroic display of goalkeeping...



This is the only known image of Almaty 'in action' in 2007!