Friday, June 13, 2008

Butler double shame

Yet anther Almaty player is shrouded in controversy after compromising pictures were published in today’s tabloids. The photos of Jim “Lamps” Butler were shot during his stay in Fat Camp in Greece. Gaffer Spratt had sent Butler away for an intensive two week program in what he had hoped would help ease his weight problem.

However, Spratt is reported to being seeing red after turning to the back page of the Mirror to see Butler gleefully sipping on what can only be described as a heart-attack double chocolate sundae with extra marshmallows and cream!!!

As if that wasn’t bad enough Spratt then picked up the Sun to discover that Butler was featuring on page 3…. In a sarong!!!

A close source to Butler revealed that he was inspired by his former Man Yoo idol, Becks.

Asked whether Butler had dabbled in cross-dressing before our source confessed that he had once seen Jim “do my tits look big in this?” Butler come out of the shower wearing just his Man Yoo jersey and a g-string!

Butler had hoped to establish himself as a first-team choice but after last week’s dismal performance at Sun footie and today’s revelations it look as if he will be confined to the bench’s for the rest of the season.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's a fuckin TOWEL!!

Anonymous said...

Looks like a Sarong to me!

Anonymous said...

Me too.

Anonymous said...

Alright Jim, I think you look absolutely fabulous in that sarong. I admire your bravery! Posh and I would be delighted to go on vacation with you anytime.