After almost of year of separation, Jim "Lamps" Butler, is to be reunited with his close cousin, Johnny "T" Enright.A close source to Butler said that "he was devastated when Johnny left for the big smoke across the channel" and that "he had been pining for him ever since". Butler's ever expanding waistline has been blamed on the depression he has been suffering for the past year.
Johnny "T" was ecstatic when he heard the news of Jim's move: "F*ck fantastic boll*x news sh*t I'm ballswanker delighted c-nt".
Jim will wear the Almaty t-shirt for the last time this season in the second last game of the season on 5th August against Gliebenhagg FC.
To celebrate or commiserate (how ever you feel about Jim!) a team night out is planned for Friday 25th August. Details of time and venue TBC!
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