Monday, July 14, 2008

Khosh keldiniz

After last week's determined win, Almaty Athletic are looking to add to their already impressive scoring record when they face the whipping boys of the league, Citco FC, tomorrow night.

However, they will have to do so without Keith "Rock in defense" SP and Jimmy "Hill" Galvin. SP is unable to attend as he is competing on national duty in the 9th World Grass Cutting Championship in Germany. Go SP! James G's excuse is a training course ("Successful Lego-man Strategies") in the Pale.

It's not all bad news though as Almaty Gaffer welcomes back an uninjured Tadhg "Tag" O'Connell (who managed to retain his World UFC crown in Vegas) and, em, himself! Tiger McTadhg has promised to unveil his newly found defense tactic to scare the Citco strikers by posing the question: "does someone want a finger up the bum"?! (Don't ask.)

Miracously, Alex "made of steel" O'Donovan has declared himself fit despite the almighty kicking received last week and a dose of the flu. The drugs must finally be working!


As for Citco, Mark "Mini" Dawson is trying to persuade his players to "play the ball quick and on the ground for fec sake!". They will miss the tailsmanic Nigel "Nige" O'Carroll as he has gone in search of Lady-Boys in Thailand (Jim... Jer... any tips?!)

No comments: