Name
Alex O'Donovan
Nickname(s)
"Ballack", "The Wizard", "Sick note", "Nason Steele", "Darren Anderton"
Age
Undisclosed (rumoured to be the oldest man in the squad... fans estimate him to be 31)
Favourite Food
Big bananas mashed up with Slimfast drink; Lamb's liver
Best Almaty Memory
Getting to first base with Tadhg at the Lionel Ritchie concert
Worst Almaty Memory
Not getting sent off last season... I'm getting soft in my old age
Motto in Life
"To boldly go where no man has gone before..."
Who is your sporting hero?
Ryan Giggs... some say I could have been as good as him except for the injuries :-(
What would your team mates say is your most annoying trait?
My devilishly good looks and all-round tan - the ladies can't resist me!!!
Most influential person on your Almaty career?
Kieran, ehhhhh, Luther, ehhhh Logan
What three words best describe you?
I am injured
What makes you laugh?
Teletubbies
Favourite Bum Chum?
Nige... it would have been Dawson until I discovered he was a Prod :-)
Worst fear
That the Rockmount lads find out that I'm playing with a team of Prods
Pet hates
Stone masons; anything blue; Scientology, Prods
Who would win a scrap between Captain Kirk and Captain Picard?
Don't make me take sides :-)
1 comment:
I am disgusted by ny player profile, the pics are terrible, the questions are utter shite, they do not give a clear reflection on me or how i tick, These are the correct answers to my interview not the terd that german fascist wrote;
Name
Alexander O'Donovan
Nickname(s)
The Flash (when i was in my prime)
Age 32 but a recent poll carried out put me at not a day over 28
Undisclosed (rumoured to be the oldest man in the squad... fans estimate him to be 31)but also the fittest in every way, (eat shit Dan!)
Favourite Food
starter deep fried cheese cubes, main Spaghetti Bolognese, Chilli Con Carne or lasagne and chips with a strawberry milkshake and cheescake for dessert, side order garlic bread or wedges..
Best Almaty Memory
Flying drop fore arm on the enemy durin a match, splitting him open and gettin away scot free, oh yeah!
Worst Almaty Memory
losing 6-0 in opening game to a bunch of muck savages, i hate losing.
Motto in Life
If-by Rudyard Kipling.
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you
But make allowance for their doubting too,
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream--and not make dreams your master,
If you can think--and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:
If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it all on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breath a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"
If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with kings--nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you;
If all men count with you, but none too much,
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And--which is more--you'll be a Man, my son!
I read this poem most days, it it my bible.
Who is your sporting hero?
Roy Keane, he is more than a sporting hero, he is a deity.
What would your team mates say is your most annoying trait?
being no.1 at the ripe ol age of 32. it pisses people off big time.
Most influential person on your Almaty career?
Kieran-Osama-Bin-Logan, what a coach, pity about his 3-5-2 formation or 2-6-2 even, ;-(
What three words best describe you?
The Bionic Man
What makes you laugh?
any funny stuff, prob Father Ted more than anything else, never get tired of laughin at it, also when Ant scores an o.g . which happens all the time, or being current world arm wrestling champion is a happy thought, (Bring it on Fat Spratt!)
Favourite Bum Chum?
Nigel & Ian, Elmo & Murrey
Worst fear
Being as slow as Glen Aherne
Pet hates
Fat people, lazy people.
Who would win a scrap between Captain Kirk and Captain Picard?
no comment.
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