They will have to make do without the services of Jeremy “Sweetcakes” Sweetnam as attempts to show would a great boyfriend he is by taking his beloved to Rod “Do you think I’m sexy?!” Stewart concert. Alex’s medical team have reported that his Achilles is still causing him trouble but it is suspected that this is a smokescreen as it is widely know that he is a closet Rod “Forever young” Stewart fan.
Gaffer Spratt is hoping that there will be a repeat performance of their first encounter with Majestic Rovers where Almaty scored a record breaking 10 goals. “I’m sure Gav “Tall bean” Jeffery will be gunning for some goals after missing out over the last two weeks but he will have to work hard to get the ball as I doubt that Marco “Magic-Man” Machado will be too unselfish with his passing” commented Spratt.
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