However, in the reverse game the Haggs nearly scuppered Almaty’s championship dream when they beat them in a 4 - 3 Liverpool Newcastle esque thriller. Jeremy “Handbags” Sweetnam will hope to outwit his arch rival – the baldy c*nt upfront!
The Gaffer will hope for a much improved performance from last week’s game. Unfortunately he will have to do without the talents of Marco “Polo” Machado again this week as he has returned to his native Portugal to serve his one-match ban for failing to get his lazy Portuguese ass of the couch last week!
Alex "Mr Glass" O'Donovan's medical team have reported that he may return to action within two weeks. Billy “Hatchet” Murphy will have to pass a late fitness test and is likely to start on the bench.
It was rumoured that Gaffer Spratt offered an olive branch to John “who do you think you are?!” Murphy last night but according to a Murphy’s spokesperson he told the Gaffer he “can stick that olive branch where the sun don’t shine”!! The end result is John “Phil Neville” Murphy has been transfer listed.
It remains to be seen what condition the players will be in after the long weekend and how they will cope with heat tonight but what is certain is that Almaty will need to earn three points to keep them in touching distance of FC Miracle who are the current league leaders.
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