Invincible?

After last week’s resounding win Almaty will hope to make it two wins in a row as they face bottom of the table The Invincibles. At a minimum they should at least win the prize for best dressed team as their new team kit will be unveiled (see below). With the exception of Alex “1st Dates” O’Donovan the Gaffer will have a full squad to select from. Notably, Dr. Phil will be back to galvanise the team and offer sound advise on health, life strategies, relationships and parenting. Billy “Jean” Murphy also returns to the fold but it will be a bitter-sweet return as it will mean that his brother John “Curls” Murphy is cut in a ruthless manner (“Lamps” Butler would have been proud!) despite scoring an excellent hat-trick last week.

The Gaffer will be hoping that all the alcohol from the recent trip to Spain will have made its way out of Gav “legs 11” Jeffery’s system and that Marco “long sleeve” Machado will be able to brave the Irish summer and put in another dazzling performance. The Invincibles have yet to score (having lost their first two games 6-0 and 9-0) so the pressure will be on "Safehands” Sweetnam to keep his first clean sheet of the season.



New club gear